Today Editors offer a tale of two ladies. We can only assume this means Wales is not the most exciting of tour stops. Nevermind the bollocks, here’s Marcelo Inconspicuoso.

They do things differently in Wales. They think Welsh, they speak Welsh, and they play gigs in Leisure Centres. Welcome to the newest port in Wales, Newport.

Ok, enough about the Welsh. After the jump this week’s romantic scandal courtesy of troublemaker Marcelo Inconspicuoso.

…Meanwhile, Marcelo Inconspicuoso, is up to his old dastardly tricks again, as he separately invites both of the Ra Ra girls on a date with a sexy stranger, as Ra Ra Riot again become the target of his infamous skullduggery.

Needless to say, the girls are beside themselves with excitement, and get busy “do-ing themselves up.”

Uh-oh!

A jealous cat-fight ensues as Inconspicuoso looks on, inconspicuously.

Only time will tell if the usually jolly folk of Ra Ra Riot will react angrily to his infamous skullduggery!

As usual to finish, one of the most important road warriors on the tour, the Bands battle driver “Tone.”